THE CLEANING IS INSANE........................

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR 12 **bleep**ING MINUTES FOR THIS **bleep**ING PRINTER TO COMPLETE ITS **bleep**ING CLEANING OF THE **bleep**ING PRINTERHEADS.  MY TELEVISION SHOW STARTED 13 MINUTES AGO, SO, IT'S REALLY 17 MINUTES THAT I HAVE BEEN WAITING TO "PRINT A QUICK PAGE" OFF THIS **bleep**ING PRINTER.

I HATE HP.

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IT STILL HAS NOT PRINTED.  18 MINUTES NOW.  STILL HAS NOT PRINTED ONE SINGLE **bleep**ING PAGE. 

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THEY **bleep**ING SUCK.

HP **bleep**ING SUCKS.

HP **bleep**ING SUCKS.

HP **bleep**ING SUCKS.