I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR 12 **bleep**ING MINUTES FOR THIS **bleep**ING PRINTER TO COMPLETE ITS **bleep**ING CLEANING OF THE **bleep**ING PRINTERHEADS. MY TELEVISION SHOW STARTED 13 MINUTES AGO, SO, IT'S REALLY 17 MINUTES THAT I HAVE BEEN WAITING TO "PRINT A QUICK PAGE" OFF THIS **bleep**ING PRINTER.
I HATE HP.
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IT STILL HAS NOT PRINTED. 18 MINUTES NOW. STILL HAS NOT PRINTED ONE SINGLE **bleep**ING PAGE.
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THEY **bleep**ING SUCK.
HP **bleep**ING SUCKS.
HP **bleep**ING SUCKS.
HP **bleep**ING SUCKS.