THIS **bleep**ING PRINTER WILL BE THE END OF ME. I WILL NEVER, EVER, NEVER, EVER PURCHASE A GOD DAMNED **bleep**ING ITEM FROM HP AGAIN.
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR 9 **bleep**ING MINUTES FOR THE **bleep**ING PRINTER HEADS TO GET **bleep**ING CLEANED. THERE IS NO "HOPPING ON THIS PRINT TO PRINT SOMETHING QUICKLY". This is the **bleep**ING WORST PRINTER I HAVE EVER SUFFERED THROUGH.
AS I TYPE THIS NOTE, IT IS STILL **bleep**ING CLEANING, AND I HAD ALREADY BEEN WAITING NINE MINUTES. WHY THE HELL DON'T THEY FIX THIS PROBLEM. HP TECHNICIANS MUST **bleep**ING KNOW THAT PEOPLE DO NOT WANT TO WAIT TEN **bleep**ING MINUTES JUST TO PRINT ONE **bleep**ING PAGE.
WE DON'T WAIT TEN MINUTES AT WORK TO PRINT A PAGE...WE SHOULD NOT WAIT FOR **bleep**ING TEN MINUTES TO PRINT ONE **bleep**ING PAGE AT HOME. I DON'T CARE IF THE PRINTER WAS SLEEPING FOR A **bleep**ING HALF HOUR.
YOU SUCK. YOUR COMPANY SUCKS. I WILL NEVER BUY A **bleep**ING PRODUCT FROM YOUR **bleep**ING COMPANY AGAIN.